Don’t Drink the Water

November 18-20, 2016

Greetings from behind the Iron Curtain! Travel back to 1960s Communist Europe as the incompetent Axel Magee works to make his mother proud by manning the United States Embassy in her absence. After a group of Jersey tourists, the Hollander family, are cornered for illegal photography and chased down by the Communist police, they find refuge in Axel’s outpost. Weeks go by and the Hollanders have the privilege of meeting a temperamental chef, a crazy nun, and several other characters they could have gone without.

Playwright

Woody Allen

Cast

Axel

Anthony Salazar, Eli Wassertzug

Susan

Abby Covington, Ruby Larimer

Walter

Joey Barth, Trevor Hazen

Marion

Rachel Weatherby, Kristen Waagner

Drobney

Emily Swett, Abby Comey

Ambassador

Julia Luigs, Jordan Prather

Kilroy

Haley Rose, Ralph Whitfield

Krojack

George Stifel, Carmen Beadie

Chef

Lauren Grobman, Alexandra Lagos

Burns

Carenna Slotkoff, Ang Gardner

Sultan of Bashir

Billy Clements, Blake Johnson

Sultan’s Wife

Easton McCullough, Christina Romano

Kashner

Anna Kate Womack, Rae Redding

Countess

Rachel Jaffe, Heidi Weiss

Ensemble

Rebecca Blacksten, Amanda Flores, Celine Jelinski, Bryn Kirk, Rachel Kulp, Nat Laborde, Matt Lindeman, Alexa Luchetsky, Alex Smithgall, Georgia Titus, Alex Weinstein, Ashley Winegarden